This year will be the 15th time my wife and I have hosted a Halloween Party with a theme. Our themes have run the gamut of ideas, from traditional to more intellectual. This year's theme is come as you favorite politically incorrect person, place or thing. I thought long and hard about my costume, only to have two of the ideas shot down due to reasons of being maybe a little too much over the top. (Okay, I will admit, one of them, in today's current environment, might have been a bit too much.)
So eventually I settled on a different idea and came up with a list of politically incorrect ideas and statements, which, while being non-PC, are very much true statements from me. I am thinking of having them printed on a T-shirt for my costume. Here is the list so far...
SOMETIMES……
· War is the only answer.
· Kids need a spanking.
· God needs to be acknowledged.
· Some people just need to be killed.
· It is possible to admire a group’s accomplishments while despising their ideology.
· A flag is sometimes more than just a piece of cloth.
· Having a bad childhood is not an excuse for being crappy adult.
· The color of your skin is not a qualification for a job.
· Halloween is a cool holiday and should be celebrated (same goes for Christmas).
· I DO NOT have to agree with you just because you think I should.
· Dead White Men of history deserve credit instead of criticism for what they did.
· Playing dodge ball builds character.
· Hunting animals for food and clothing is good for everyone involved.
· Guns in schools can be educational instruments.
· Alternative lifestyles are just un-natural.
I imagine that there are many out there who will get pissed at these statements, but if they stopped and thought about them for a bit, I bet they would agree with alot of them. And if you happen to think of any more, please feel free to comment and add your own!
Later!
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
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